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HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from Godzilla

TAGS: holiday birthday
Rating: 1.95/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 2:21 am
I like this one. I might steal this for a birthday card.


TAGS: two angry camels in a tiny car your argument is invalid
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Hjernespreng

forseti - April 3, 2010, 6:35 pm
TTH, we all only don't get it... It's funny as hell! - 5 Liars to myself
BoneCD - April 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
it's over rated at 2L
TheTrashHeap - April 3, 2010, 6:31 pm
What do you expect from a guy who made this poster BoneCD?

HAPPY HOLIDAYS - May you and yours be touched by his noodly appendage this season

TAGS: happy holidays flying spaghetti monster
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Budog

FSM - February 15, 2012, 5:10 pm
.D Pirate Smiley Face! All curse non-belivers!!!
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 10:06 pm
Some friends of mine were discussing it once, lol
Budog - December 19, 2011, 9:44 pm
The Church of the FSM is where I did indeed find the picture LOL. I am now waiting anxiously for the Great Marination. May the sauce be with you, ramen.
Micamars - December 19, 2011, 9:28 pm
I believe this is from the church of the flying spaghetti monster.
falloutghoul - December 19, 2011, 9:04 am
Wicked picture and awsome pun.
gas - December 17, 2011, 8:37 am


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.

HERE IS AN OWL IN A HAT - You're argument is invalid

TAGS: owl hat argument invalid
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by motinet

Silverheart - January 18, 2013, 2:02 am

EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 6:55 pm
Pretty cunning, huh?
LogicDude - November 17, 2010, 6:27 pm
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:33 am
Sorry Mr.M but you're much better than this, I call'm as I see'm
culos - November 17, 2010, 10:32 am
Oh yeah, very funny and original, a lot of thought must have gone into the text--- 1 L
DonTarsin - November 17, 2010, 6:34 am
I just love it!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:30 pm
First day of school?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 10:20 pm
youse crazy Mr.M.....5 owls.
pzykosiz - September 12, 2010, 8:45 pm
i'm not sure what to say about this
GreyScorpion - September 12, 2010, 7:49 pm
I love owl posters...5L

NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."

TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4/5

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PapaFox - November 21, 2012, 10:26 am
An embarrassed LOL here. :)

HANDY PIERCINGS - Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose? Do you get headaches from tight frames?

TAGS: tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose
Rating: 4.19/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:03 pm
I haven't the personal experience, but I would imagine a bar of steel through my nasal bone would hurt more than glasses that squeezed a bit. At worst, I can take the latter off my head for a few minutes of relief without requiring surgery.
Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:59 pm
I have considered that.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:21 pm
Anyone remember the movie, "The Jerk"? Will this lead to a cross-eyed populace with lawsuits galore?
Derek - June 2, 2010, 6:17 pm
Some people can't wear contacts. Must make washing your face hell though. (You wouldn't want anything to catch your glasses either)
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:55 pm
I'm not even going there!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
Wait til you see what he uses for a BELT!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 3:45 pm
I don't suppose this person has heard of contacts?


SERENITY - Burn the Land, Boil the Sea; You can't take the sky from me.

TAGS: glider sailplane sky firefly serenity
Rating: 4.72/5

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Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 5:18 pm
Serenity lives...
Cheesefrog1 - June 21, 2012, 10:48 pm
Long** srry cant type today
Cheesefrog1 - June 21, 2012, 10:47 pm
i agree whole heartedly. Song Live The Serenity!!!
tugtramp - June 21, 2012, 2:11 pm
"Curse you, FOX, for your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
Cheesefrog1 - June 20, 2012, 10:45 pm
awsome i havent seen a firefly reference in a long time. bravo sir bravo 5l
robbidos - June 19, 2012, 1:36 am
Thats what she said
tugtramp - June 18, 2012, 6:07 am
Nope. You only go down if you give up.
Derek - June 17, 2012, 8:05 pm
You're going to have to land sometime... where's going to be?

NINJA SQUIRRELS - You can run, but you can't glide.

TAGS: sugar glider humor
Rating: 4.81/5

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lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 6:02 pm

Thank you, Monk~~
Zetmonk - May 11, 2012, 11:12 am
d***, a tough Lion-rater went through these posters before me. Lots of 2's. I like this one though, made me grin.


TAGS: valentine s day holidy for men beer steak
Rating: 4.03/5

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rerun - February 8, 2010, 12:17 pm

ummm, In a way you get both
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:37 am
this is the perfect day. though i would include a clause that says if she does speak another bj must be preformed.
thatonechick - February 8, 2010, 11:28 am
I'd like a steak. :( I'm sad now.


TAGS: memorial day holiday bbq battle
Rating: 3.64/5

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maoworks2 - May 24, 2013, 11:53 am
Remember !


TAGS: nativity christmas holiday celebration congress
Rating: 4.76/5

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Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 9:10 pm
Thank you. Happy holidays. :)
GaryO - December 16, 2012, 2:09 pm
MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:58 pm


TAGS: nero liderkeit lars ulrich
Rating: 2.87/5

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Fatty - June 8, 2009, 12:50 pm
Just make sure you don't download it for free...

THANKSGIVING - Enjoy your holiday assholes...

TAGS: thanksgiving enjoy your holiday *****les
Rating: 3.93/5

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twill1962 - January 12, 2013, 7:51 pm
Iron Eyes Cody, real name was Espera Oscar DeCorti, born to 2 first-generation Italian immigrants
MashiMashi - November 22, 2012, 3:33 pm
We use to use that tear clip at the end of our join lacrosse add.
thatwasfail - November 28, 2010, 9:32 pm
What does that Sicilian have against Thanksgiving?
Budog - November 25, 2010, 11:51 am
Cloudchaser, don't feel bad I remember them too...
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:18 am

those were great commercials, they should still run them far as I am concerned
Cloudchaser - November 25, 2010, 11:15 am
Iron Eyes Cody. The crying Indian in a litter commercial. Dam, I'm old

HUMILIATION - At a Christmas party near you!!!

TAGS: funny holiday
Rating: 1.75/5

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GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 9:31 pm
what is this? the CD cover for a Daughtry Christmas album?


TAGS: holiday
Rating: 5/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 19, 2016, 3:39 pm
Big butz can be fun, too...
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:37 am
ROTFL!!!! I always bit the heads of first! I still indulge in 1 or 2 Cadbury eggs, but now that I'm older, gotta limit the intake! A full chocolate bunny means a big b u t t!!! 5L


TAGS: thanksgiving holiday feast wtf
Rating: 3.43/5

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what about the... - August 5, 2009, 5:05 pm
Imagine if the Indians had given us a chicken. We would all be having ****.

EASTER - It has been a very traumatic holiday ever since my childhood ...

DO NOT - EVER mention the word Wedgie to Rerun

TAGS: long slide is long rerun
Rating: 4.54/5

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BobbEdwards - September 3, 2013, 2:19 am
Best use of the long form poster I've seen here. 5 splashes


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.6/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 12:40 am
Cohen'ss Masterpiece https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlu2z2gkhhI
nicholsjoshua15 - April 27, 2016, 12:37 am
The Wild Bunny - Sander Cohen : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUeBKC-1oaY Thank you.


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles

I HAVE A GIANT MIDDLE FINGER - Your argument is invalid

TAGS: finger invalid argument
Rating: 2.08/5

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Erecrottod - May 14, 2009, 1:42 pm
LogicDude - October 24, 2008, 9:53 am
He always seems to get to 3rd base with his dates too...

OLD SNAKE - The oldest bad-ass ever

TAGS: old snake metal gear solid 4
Rating: 2.58/5

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Reason - November 22, 2009, 10:08 pm
WRONG!Clint Eastwood takes that title.

I AM LEGEND - Your argument is invalid.

TAGS: legend argument invalid zombie pie
Rating: 1.69/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 6:15 am
Somebody ripped off Alien 3.
Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:53 am
I saw this movie. I hated every second of it. If you never saw it, do yourself a favor and keep it that way. If you regret the curiosity that provoked you into watching 2 Girls 1 Cup, then take that as a warning. Because you will down in this ****.
Woody - July 3, 2009, 12:15 am


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.75/5


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.12/5
STP - December 13, 2013, 3:29 pm
@PMsniper: Some think "Xmas" is an attempt to take Christ from Christmas, but it isn't. The "X" is actually the Greek letter "chi" and is the first letter of "Christ" in Greek.
Zetmonk - December 20, 2012, 6:33 am
I'm sorry, this is truly offensive and brilliantly observant of the current state of affairs. That, in my books, makes it funny as hell! 5L
MPsniper - December 20, 2012, 5:15 am
just what is "xmas"? isnt the holiday known as "Christmas"?


To All Customers -

TAGS: shopping holidays black friday retail clerks cashiers
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 26, 2015, 8:40 am
soldier on, cynic....this too shall pass
JesusWept - November 26, 2015, 8:08 am
Haha very nice. L L L L L


BP -

TAGS: bp gentle glide for those heavy flow days
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:48 am
In "Light Days", "Regular" and "Stuck Pig".
Faceplant31 - June 18, 2010, 3:26 pm
AMSOMEEEE!!! 5 large boxes of pads for you!

ZOMBIES - Have holiday spirit, too

SLIDING - Doing it gracefully is for sissies!!!

COLONEL - Can you hear me?

TAGS: metal gear solid snake colonel
Rating: 2.21/5

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amy - October 8, 2008, 1:58 pm
this made me lol! i heart MGS!
Johnny - October 7, 2008, 11:35 pm
I guess if you know what this may be in reference to it might be funny.


TAGS: disney world clown water slide scary
Rating: 2.18/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:55 am
You know its going to be a good night when the phrase "Jug O' Whiskey" appears. Not a bottle, not 'doin sh**s' but Jug.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 8:33 am
It made sense to me.... and was funny. So where does that put me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2009, 2:00 am
****.....I gotta cut back...my last (drunken) comment made no sense.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:15 pm
What kinda ignorant **** are you saying aobot water?....oh, I get it.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 11:11 pm
Ahhhhh... whiskey is the life of man!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:06 pm
should read "into a jug of whiskey"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 11:05 pm
Hi TTH here. Moooooooooooooooo is way into a of whiskey and he just tipped his couch over trying to hit me. it was great. Hey guys btw!
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:49 pm
LMAO, mooooo... I can settle for a good stew.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:48 pm
Such the absentee chickie-poo! Hi and bye, Nik?!?!
Nik - September 12, 2009, 10:47 pm
Hello boys!!! Just dropping by real quick to say 'HI!'. Also Happy Birthday AK!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:39 pm
Sorry....No meata ballsa....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:38 pm
Potluck.....And for the bunny?....potatoes, carrots and a white wine sauce......no meatballs.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:34 pm
Memorial? And for the bunny?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:27 pm
No poker tonight....Captain Diabetes is in the hospital.....Me and TTH are having a memorial of sorts.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Good luck, pokerstar!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:19 pm
I said coconuts not tacos.....later yo...to drunk to banter.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box./
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:14 pm
I have a red pencil box.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 10:13 pm
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts./


TAGS: holidays
Rating: 4.5/5


TAGS: perfect for holidays highly potent panty melter use responsibly
Rating: 3.23/5

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WTFO - September 15, 2009, 6:29 pm
Which makes my version a bit more dangerous since it can sneak up on ya quick. I haven't been able to try your recipe yet but I plan to.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:30 pm
hey WTFO, i made both to check, the one i make is a fair bit stronger. but the one with ice cream goes down way easier
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:37 am
hmmm, sounds like a plan for friday.and my fan says quit throwing f***ing beer caps at me lol
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:34 am
I will have to try your recipe as well. Maybe I should make a batch of each to compare (strictly for scientific reasons, of course). Mr. R, my ceiling fan only says "f*** central air" over and over again.
CANADA - September 9, 2009, 1:18 am
i've had it with ice cream too, it makes it good aswell but you need maple syrup, Seagrams V O, and Captian Morgs spice. maybe because im a fan of canadian whiskey and maple syrup
MrRandom - September 9, 2009, 1:12 am
I hear they say very interesting things, but usually its jealous gossip about the toaster.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:09 am
Nope. The recipe I was given was 1 bottle Dark Rum, 1 bottle Light Rum, 1/2 bottle Spiced Rum, 1 bottle Kahula, 1 Gallon milk, and 1 Gallon Vanilla Ice Cream. Mix together until froth at top and enjoy until you're talking to the ceiling fan.
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 2:40 pm
hey WTFO, is this close to the recipe you use?


TAGS: thanksgiving such a wonderful family holiday
Rating: 3.41/5

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lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 1:52 pm
Either you are good in practice or good in theory - or excellent in blah blah blah blah from the sidelines *waving at the audience*
MO - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm
Bout d*** time someone called this one. Non stop blah blah blah....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:52 pm
Like an art critic who failed art school.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 12:30 pm
Hey booger... You gonna make any posters or just Blah Blah Blah? *shrug*
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 11:10 am
hey canuk, i got news for you , no ph**oshop necesary in this pic *shrug*
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:43 am
thats a creepy lookin guy

LITTLE HADRON COLLIDER - If you use it right, she won't miss the Large Hadron Collider!


TAGS: holiday
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2016, 3:46 pm
Thank gawd for gift cards :~)

THANKSGIVING - Either she wanted her turkey really fresh or her husband-to-be had better watch his step.

TAGS: thanksgiving holiday bride turkey gun
Rating: 4.64/5

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maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 4:39 pm
I'll Have Some White Meat, Please

SOLID SNAKE - Cooler than Santa.

TAGS: penny arcade solid snake
Rating: 3.44/5

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aesop's folly - November 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
nice job
MeanGene - December 15, 2008, 10:35 am
Tip of the hat: Well done.


TAGS: my porche is gold your argument is invalid
Rating: 2.07/5

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CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:36 pm
hey mikeipiss it's spelled porsche

YOUTUBE - Sometimes, i feel it's like Motifake, but with moving images.


TAGS: blackfriday thanksgiving november holiday
Rating: 1.92/5

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Nenno - June 22, 2009, 10:20 pm
Looks like the outside of a walmart the night before the WoW expansion.

TOP OF THE CAGE. - GODDARNIT!! I told you to secure it, Now the "GINGERS" are getting away!!

KA-CHING - The other true reason for the Christmas season.


TAGS: holiday members
Rating: 4.93/5

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crankyhead - October 30, 2012, 8:01 pm
And I'm still at the local precinct, trying to explain to the cops how it's only a coincidence that they found me coming out of the grocery store, with only a bag of apples and a box of razor blades. =)
Airman - October 30, 2012, 3:31 pm
nicely done, but I'm still trick or treating a couple of blocks over
ughomer - October 30, 2012, 9:40 am
Crikes! I just looked at the haunted house...there's more creepy Avatars stuck there! 16 more Lions for this one.
ughomer - October 30, 2012, 9:35 am
Perception error on my part - didn't notice Reality Lord in the tree until I read Spacedog comment! 5L Prissy!
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 11:03 pm
Well I'm not at liberty to share all the details on a public forum but let's just say it's the end result to a knee jerk reaction Bull has when someone "touches" him...and I ain't talkin' emotionally.....teehee
spacedog - October 29, 2012, 7:20 pm
Ah Miss P, you have out done yourself. I see Mr.M is locked in the attic with his computer while the rest of us drink the beer. Ha. How did RL end up in the tree?
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 6:38 pm
Oh forgot....the correct answer is.....see page 7 of your How to Be a Model Member of Motifake...seriously? not a single one of you's have a copy?
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 6:35 pm
And the above comments are exactly how you guys make my day! Thanks for being you....off the wall....but still you! kisssss!
Rick69 - October 29, 2012, 4:57 pm
... Oh wait ... Siht ...
Rick69 - October 29, 2012, 4:54 pm
Articulate answer, Moxie... Although, the only correct answer here is -- Holy poop, I'm the closest one to the hooke- I mean trick-or-treater...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2012, 3:43 pm
GaryO - October 29, 2012, 2:46 pm
Easy, Forseti….everyone knows if you’re a blue **** you’ve got garter issues…..
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 2:39 pm
If 7 of the members traveled 2x further than 4 of the others on a plane traveling 20mph slower than the train from Boston and 3 of them share the same brand of dandruff shampoo but the other 3 are suffering from a rash...who is wearing the blue garter?
MissPriss - October 29, 2012, 2:34 pm
Glad you're all enjoying it and thanks for the votes... you all know the moral now here is the question....(see next comment)
GaryO - October 29, 2012, 9:40 am
Ah, the moral; Treats are free…tricks are like $2-$3….$5 if you want her to move…$10 and she cares…right?…wait, apparently there’s more than one moral here…….issat a bull in the bush? OK, serious, so pengy is a glam, right? Interesting.
forseti - October 29, 2012, 8:58 am
Me and Moooo in the same room... I already smell Whiskey and something like sweet herbs. Might be a nice evening. Wait patiently if you knock: Could take us some time to open...
mariand - October 29, 2012, 8:55 am
ohh, you can't catch me so easy... once bitten, twice shy...;)

home for the holidays -


TAGS: holiday fruits nuts tree
Rating: 4.83/5

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axe11154 - October 4, 2012, 9:26 am
not Christmas yet, still great poster. 5 l
voodoo3535 - December 23, 2011, 7:28 pm
Nicely done Greeny. Thought my nut fell off the tree.
Reality Lord - December 19, 2011, 2:44 pm

wow...this took alot of work. real REAL nice. merry christmas greeny


TAGS: school shooting holidays loss
Rating: 4.64/5

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MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:10 pm
Yes indeed mao...I can't even guess at what those families are dealing with today.
MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:09 pm
The mom in me dies with every new piece of information. The decent human in me wants to do anything to stop this d*** madness. Little babies...gone. Can't even fathom what those parents are going through. I cry several times a day for all of them.
maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:20 pm
Very Sad !
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thanks for this Missy. I wanted to make a poster about it, but I’m too heartsick and pissed. Unimaginable grief and horror in that part of the world. There is no perspective for understanding such a horrific unfathomable event.


ABRAHAM LINCOLN - The problem with information from the internet is confirming it's validity.


EASTER BUNNY - Why there's no Santa.

TAGS: holiday easter bunny santa
Rating: 2.03/5
Guest091 - September 24, 2009, 9:40 am
But he would probably have to face the lengendary beast of AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH afterwards...
LogicDude - September 20, 2008, 10:22 pm
If only Santa had the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...


TAGS: holiday
Rating: 5/5

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MPsniper - March 26, 2016, 8:38 am
brilliant. wish i came up with this one.
MissPriss - March 25, 2016, 11:08 pm
'cern thanks for putting the happy in Easter!
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 9:04 am
Sputter,sputter----!!!!! That's HORRIBLE! LUV IT! ^!!!!!
JesusWept - March 25, 2016, 7:57 am
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 7:20 am

Please submit this at Religifake, too.


TAGS: holiday
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 21, 2016, 12:32 am
UP'd here, now drop it over at Religifake 'cern

The Santa Clause -

TAGS: christmas holiday navidad humor santa
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 2, 2013, 7:56 pm
VERDAMMT MOCH MAL, GREYBEARD!! I now have Jose Feliciano stuck in my head...and there's barely enough room for the other voices...5 blind guitarists, nonetheless...


JUST REMEMBER... - If you crash, the last thing to go through your head, will be grandads teeth.



TAGS: mothers day holidays mama
Rating: 3.38/5

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Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm
*Facepalms and chuckles*
Stickfodder - October 30, 2009, 12:38 am
Keep in mind that even Oedipus gouged his own eyes out when he realized that she was his mother.
Zéiram - April 29, 2009, 7:24 pm
lol I just got it. I forgot all about Antigone since I read it in... what, 8th grade? 9th? Something like that. Who knew Sophocles could be made into modern-day humor?

DOG BITES - It is usually the other way around.

O.J. SIMPSON - He seems harmless to me

TAGS: o j simpson holidays christmas
Rating: 2.67/5

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jake - July 26, 2009, 7:03 pm
That ham is well-sliced. Wonder if he did it?
LogicDude - December 5, 2008, 6:04 pm
HA! He'll be screwed worse than the Goldman family was!
Elwood - December 5, 2008, 4:52 pm
He is now. A Las Vegas judge just gave him a 15-year (minimum) sentence. Max: 33 years




TAGS: holiday
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - December 9, 2016, 1:16 pm

There, their, they're, it'll be ok.
concern3 - December 9, 2016, 8:24 am
I’d like to blame it on autocorrect, but the simple truth is most people have much weller handle on the English language than I do. Thanks
Silverheart - December 9, 2016, 7:28 am

Ok, you did misspell 'their'. Blame autocorrect? Either way it's fricking brilliant.

attention -

Paragliding -


TAGS: holiday 4th july explosive
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - July 5, 2013, 7:09 pm
nice color setup
5150monkeylove - July 5, 2013, 7:06 pm
AKA "thinning of the herd day"
MPsniper - July 5, 2013, 6:46 pm
but the actual holiday is called "Independence Day".
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:25 pm
Us canucks are the same on the 1st of July...tradition of drinking and then flirting with the ground directly below the seat we are trying so desperately to stay in. 5Lirting, Canadian style.


TAGS: bike ride for holidays
Rating: 4.93/5

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maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:03 pm
Oh Yah Better Than This Heat !
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:05 pm
Nice one Ug!


TAGS: wilde rerun holiday spirit moderation
Rating: 4.86/5

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Rudedog - December 24, 2012, 1:45 pm
Everything in moderation, including moderation
rerun - December 23, 2012, 6:27 pm

GaryO - December 23, 2012, 6:18 pm
I see a couple resolutions coming up....

Sliding Doors -


TAGS: pumpkin suicide depression holidays
Rating: 4.31/5

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maoworks2 - November 1, 2012, 7:58 am
I Think It Hits Hardest All The Time !


TAGS: holiday smells assignment crop dusting
Rating: 4.21/5

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agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 12:56 pm
LMAO! I don't know if that's and insult or not... but I love it!

BLACK FRIDAY - Brings out the truly aggressive bargain hunters.

Paragliding -


TAGS: eyelid
Rating: 3.4/5

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mariand - June 8, 2012, 5:17 pm
don't worry...she's blonde...lol


TAGS: vacation holiday ak
Rating: 3.29/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 6, 2010, 2:01 pm
Great to have you back AK!!!
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 11:27 am
D*MMIT!!! I can't do PowerPoint on my Blackberry! I'll probably be fired now... 5 lions AK!
Arrogant Knight - April 20, 2009, 11:04 am
Thanks. Now get back to work.
Marduke - April 20, 2009, 10:58 am
AK, I come here to get away from work and there you go, up and reminding me that I'm slacking off. Good work though.
BoneCD - April 19, 2009, 4:31 pm
Not like mine are any good....ROTFLMAO
BoneCD - April 19, 2009, 4:30 pm
Don't worry about the ratings AK...the little bastards will find your **** and trash it just like the rest of ours...those who can't trash those who can (it's what makes the world go round, or I'd be suicidal right now LMAO) Great work!
Sean - April 19, 2009, 4:02 pm
Oh, and pissing people off ... don't froget about that. It's very important.
Arrogant Knight - April 19, 2009, 4:01 pm
I'm kinda realising that it's not all about the ratings. It's about having fun... And trying to make you cry. 'Cause in the end, that's all I ever want to do.
Sean - April 19, 2009, 3:49 pm
up on the big board. And "Aspirations" is doing very well, also. So take your shrubbery good Sir and make with the demots. And continue to take your time with them. P.s.: this one is solid. Period.
Sean - April 19, 2009, 3:46 pm
Ah shucks, you guys. I'm just doin' my darndest to mimic despair.com, but with a few digressions along the way. And since I don't have RON's phenomenal graphic skills, that's the highest goal in sight. And AR, as I type this, your very first poster is
RON - April 19, 2009, 2:53 pm
Love the pic...taking your advice...if we like nothing else matters...lol...Sean does set the standard and worth being our standard to do better and try.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 2:38 pm
I like 'em. They're in Sean's vein, and Sean is a master of the art-form. I'd try to emulate that style, but there's no chance. Rolex vs. Timex. Keep them coming!
Arrogant Knight - April 19, 2009, 2:30 pm
You seem to be one of only a few that actually like my posters, Sean. But, I'm proud of them and that's all that matters. Thanks.
Sean - April 19, 2009, 1:22 pm
I like it. There is good evil here.
Arrogant Knight - April 19, 2009, 9:33 am
Eh.. Should've left this one 'til I came up with something better... Oh well.

Eye Poke -


TAGS: business travel h**el motel holiday inn
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:29 pm

Beats being rejected in the lobby bar by a prostitute
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:28 pm
Dry-humping h**el sheets... sounds about right.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:27 pm

a Motifakers holiday?


TAGS: holiday
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - December 21, 2016, 3:47 pm

luv it
JesusWept - December 21, 2016, 12:23 pm
Hahaha! Outstanding! ^^^^^Up
Silverheart - December 21, 2016, 10:32 am

Or take it to the next level - put magnesium strips and / or a tiny bit of black powder in it, for dramatic flourish. ^



MODESTY - Arsonist? No, I just don't like the holidays.


TAGS: beads for the savior jesus christ mardi gras is a great holiday
Rating: 3.91/5

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Derek - February 17, 2010, 3:28 am
Ahhh it has your crest. Sorry, we, the great unwashed, are not terribly observant.
Bartimaeus - February 17, 2010, 2:12 am
No one noticed my pretty, new logo...and that makes me sad. lol


TAGS: holiday party hosting yeah i had to invite her aa brother rehab is for quitters
Rating: 3.6/5

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Me_ - December 16, 2009, 1:27 pm
Water, water and water from Mexico. Where is the guinness?
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
moonshine chasers
Derek - December 15, 2009, 9:58 pm
- near waters
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 7:17 pm
Refrigerator full of Heineken and near-beers!


TAGS: flight hand gliding mr motifakes sport lol
Rating: 3.56/5

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erock - December 11, 2009, 12:49 am
great poster!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 26, 2008, 11:34 pm
I liked it. It's a great poem. I accept that not all posters are going to be demotivational, and some are entirely in their own category. Good one, Ron!
LogicDude - December 26, 2008, 11:52 am
Use the "upload existing" option under create you Douche and you can use more than 3 lines. Dang! Why is teh interwubz so hard for some people!?
Suh-weet - December 26, 2008, 10:32 am
I like this...
agdaniele - December 25, 2008, 10:43 pm
Luckily, I have a 3-line max when reading crap.
Scorpio7 - December 25, 2008, 1:19 pm
So much for that "3 lines max" bull****.

THIS BUG - has a face on its back, your argument is invalid.

TAGS: bug invalid argument a face
Rating: 2.9/5

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opsCOASTIE - November 8, 2011, 9:50 pm
not to mention that it could probably slice your finger off with it's pinsers...

SOLID SNAKE EYES - doesn't need a cardboard box

YOUR ARGUMENT - is invalid to Egg-Hat.

TAGS: egg eggs hat invalid wrong argument cool awesome
Rating: 1.45/5

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barockeva - January 27, 2009, 6:24 pm
Redundant caption is redundant.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
YOUR POST is repetitious.

Respect Your Elders -

TAGS: senior discount not valid here
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 24, 2013, 11:32 am
Well thank you little, really appreciate the 5L!
chickenlittle - August 24, 2013, 11:30 am
that's hilarious, very nice! 5L's


Merry Christmas -

TAGS: u2 holidays death christmas
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 25, 2013, 8:39 am

deep & poignent.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2013, 8:35 am
Heavy Stuff .


TAGS: get in early this holiday season
Rating: 5/5

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Verdeckt - September 7, 2012, 7:28 am
I heard jesus was contemplating buying a pair but he was going to wait til they went on sale... Apparently jesus saves
Greeny - September 7, 2012, 7:19 am
How about "Help! I'm being help prisoner in a Flip-Flop Factory"? Nice to see you V

Vacation -

TAGS: christmas santa claus krampus holiday
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 23, 2013, 8:10 am
A nice piece of Germanic folklore for christmas hehe.

Conflict -

Gifts -

Holiday Cheer -

TAGS: christmas eggnog agnostic holiday cheer
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - December 16, 2013, 9:35 pm
You make it easy, Oldy. Raisin’ the glass